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Tuesday, December 15, 2015

2016 Corvette C7 Z06 finally records new speed record- 0 to junkyard in 190 miles

It took a while but finally, +Tadge Juechter and +General Motors have been finally granted their wish to distinguish its newest Corvette flagship, Z06 with a very impressive speed record that certainly sets the newest speed demon on budget far apart from any conceivable competition.

Is it the new Nurburgring lap record? No!
Is it the missing Laguna Seca record lap?  No!
Is it the top speed finally exceeding the previous C6 Z06? No!!!

So what is it?  The impressive record was set in the mileage required to turn the newest flagship and certified supercar from the freshly produced monster to a pile of shit deserving a private burial ground at the local junkyard.  This mind boggling distance comes in at exactly 190 miles!!!

Yes, it takes exactly 190 miles for the newest flagship to implode its AFM valvetrain and obliterate its LT4 powerplant, rendering the flagship a certified pile of shit.

The real question is of course if General Motors finally throws in grief counseling with the trimmed down warranty?  Without any doubt, having the six figure certified supercar implode while taking it home can be right down traumatic experience.

Congratulations Juechter, you managed something that other car manufacturers, including Tata, cannot accomplish.

The condolences would be in place for the grieving owner but... it is a Z06 after all, LOL...




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7 comments:

  1. UnknownDecember 16, 2015 at 11:38 AM

    Are people still actually buying these pieces of shit? Man, I need to get a hold of some Chevy dealers and pitch them an awesome package deal we can serve up for these idiots: with each purchase of a new Corvette Z06, for just $100K more, we'll throw in some fantastic waterfront property in Northern Saskatchewan that will make a perfect winter retreat. Of course we'll leave out the part where they better like ice fishing..........hahahahah. What? Can you drive your new Corvette there? Of course ya can!!!! Hahahahahahaha

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  2. UnknownDecember 16, 2015 at 2:21 PM

    i hope Garbage Motors go under,for selling junk.

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  3. UnknownDecember 16, 2015 at 3:42 PM

    so where did you get this info from?

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  4. JordanDecember 16, 2015 at 5:23 PM

    Only thing missing from this six figure BLOCK buster is a bag of popcorn

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  6. AnonymousDecember 18, 2015 at 4:18 PM

    thats not even close to the record ! a z06 failed after just 6 miles !

    http://gmauthority.com/blog/2015/06/2015-corvette-z06-engine-reportedly-fails-after-just-6-miles/

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    1. UnknownDecember 18, 2015 at 6:18 PM

      Great catch and certainly worth its own entry

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