General Motors offers a solution for the owners of Corvette C7 Z06 cars to transform them into Corvette C7.R race car

With all the problems caused by the latest +General Motors Corvette flagship, Corvette C7 Z06, there is finally a way for the owners of these clunkers to not just prevent overheating, heat soak or any other and multiple problems from surfacing.  Not only does this solution aleviate any problems but at the same time, allows the schmucks buying this jun to transform their cars into fully fledged race cars, Corvette C7.R clones (not to be mistaken with the vinyl clad Corvette C7 Z06 C7.R, rice edition).

The solution is in fact very clever, most likely the most clever engineering idea that ever came from +Tadge Juechter and his team of seasoned Corvette engineers and designers.  In fact, this blog guarantees that the application of this solution will completely eliminate the numerous problems and flaws so easily encountered in just about any of the newest flagships being currently sold.

As an extra bonus, this GM approved modification alleviates another set of problems: fit and finish issues that make this newest flagship even a bigger failure.

Here is the solution:  for measly 1200 dollars, the factory authorized C7.R CAR COVER can be installed in a matter of a few minutes over any currently failing C7Z06.  After installing the cover, the proud owner can casually open the garage door while spectators are driving or walking by and easily fool them there is a true race car under the cover.  Since this UPGRAYEDD prevents the car from being not just driven but started as well, it is guaranteed that no problems and associated engine diagnostic codes will appear, in other words, this small amount of money can easily transformed a piece of shit into an illusion of a FUNCTIONAL race car.

Considering how effective this UPGRAYEDD is, there should be a matching trailer offered by GM in a matter of weeks to assure the proud owners can transport their precious acquisition to the next cars and coffee competition, without worries of relying on a tow truck to make their appearance at the show a reality.  An upgraded version of the trailer may be offered to allow the car owners to successfully tow the certified SUPERCAR around the Nurburgring course.