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Tuesday, May 19, 2015

And another car shames the permanently MIA Corvettes C7 Stingray and Z06 at Nurburgring

Just like the sun rises each morning, there is the comforting certainity of the newest generation of +General Motors sole and supposely finest sports car, Corvette C7 being permanently absent from the quantifiable list of Nurburgring impressive lap time achievers.

So while the portly Jim Mero packs in another cheeseburger and Corvette's current chief "engineer" +Tadge Juechter continues to play the  chicken shit excuse game, the Volkswagen  folks managed to give the newest generation of Corvette another black eye (cannot claim a kick in balls since obviously Juechter lacks that male attribute or perhaps wears it Bruce Jenner style?).

This time, it is VW's second in the flagship line up (Bugatti holds the top spot), Lamborghini Aventador SV, scoring a very impressive sub 7 second lap time, with apparently no rain or alignment issues to prevent disclosure of the lap time.  How do Germans do it?  Obviously, they do the talk after doing the walk first, unlike Tadge Juechter and his crew. 

Is the Lamborghini expensive?  Of course it is but it certainly delivers excellent bragging rights for the buyers and rightfully earns its right to be called a supercar, without all the dog and pony bullshit talk and pictures of the Nurburgring track in the background, during its introduction (yes, Juechter made sure to include the Nurburgring picture during the supercar wannabe C7 Z06 piece of shit.



Can the Z06 touch the seven minute mark at the "ring"?  No way in hell unless the competition involved Mero speed eating burgers and hot dogs.  How about that upcoming Z06 C7.R?  Will the cheesy vinyl stickers and suede interior give the failed flagship porker the ability to finally complete the ring run?  Can the rice touches surpass SV loss of weight and extra power?  Only  the kool aid drinking Corvette numbnuts would bother to answer these questions...

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