The comedy of Tadge Juechter witholding 2015 Chevrolet Corvette C7 Z06 continues...

Coming close to TWO WEEKS NOW and there is still no +General Motors "flagship" C7 Z06 lap time announcement to be seen or (wink wink) "leaked".

As with anything else even remotely related to +Tadge Juechter and the newest generation of Corvette, it would be extremely difficult if not impossible to make up this shit.

In the meantime, the portly flagship is no longer advertised as the "most track capable Corvette ever" in a very apparent attempt to avoid legal actions from the gullible buyers who mistook the marketing bullshit behind the flagship for actual real life performance capabilities.

So... as those few flagships that were actually put to the real life tests on race tracks and road courses continue to cool off after making it to the paddocks in the all time C7 favored limp mode, the silence surrounding the Nurburgring lap time continues.

Again, it would be impossible to make up this shit since the only thing that continues to follow and surround the new flagship are the paint correction "specialists" and lawyers acting on behalf of the flagship owners that not just did not fail to deliver on the track but refused to run on the street as well.

Considering all the stinch and negative publicity surrounding the Walmart supercar, one would expect the Nurburgring time to be announced in a hurry, in order to protect the sales but apparently this is not the case any longer.

The problem here is that a laptime announcement is a Catch-22 for GM due to the alarming number of mechanical and electrical failures and even more alarming overheating and heat sink issues.  Certainly, a great Nurburgring time would encourage more people to put their cars on the track and try to experience the Nurburgring event.  Considering that the new POS flagship literally craps out on the track and considerably more so now, with summer heat turn up, any attempt to encourage flagship buyers could be a true disaster. 

What makes the whole thing such a travesty is the fact that the douchebag Juechter claims he finds the result "pleasing".  Really Tadge, who gives a shit how you interpret the result?  All what matters is the actual number and the interpretation should be left to all interested parties, not just you.  Are you finding playing with your dick pleasing as well?  Certainly, the approach toward the Nurburgring bullshit is right along the lines of playing with your dick and announcing your personal gratification to the entire world-NOBODY GIVES A SHIT!!!

The real question here is if clown Juechter plans to wait until late Fall to make this announcement?  At least this way, the lower ambients may help preserve the illusion of greatness of the gaudy POS Z06, LOL...