If there is something truly fucked up about the quintessential +General Motors hype mobile, Corvette C7 Z06, it is its Nurburgring lap time. First, the quintessential and self gratifying douchebag named +Tadge Juechter and his crew try several times to record a lap time at Nurburgring using first the base Stingray and then the newest flagship, C7 Z06 and fail on all occasions, in spite plastering the Nurburgring silhouette during the introduction of the newest and supposedly best Corvette ever.
Then, in some truly convoluted and messed up attempt, the portly Jim Mero manages to complete the single lap at Nurburgring only to see the result flash like a meteor on the GM website only to disappear and never be seen again. What makes the whole thing even more fucked up is the fact that Juechter, the quintessential engineering failure has been making those truly idiotic remarks in the public, claiming to be PLEASED with the result. Well, it is rather difficult to be pleased with that 7:18 lap time but why release it and then hide it again? Come on Tadge, face the music and admit the car is not what is painted to be in the GM advertisements. The car is heavy and anti aerodynamic, not to mention it lacks the much needed ability to cool itsefl but still, it is a laptime and almost HALF SECOND better than the previous ZR1.
Are there any legitimate reasons why the laptime was withdrawn and then withheld? Any legal reasons or any other chicken shit excuses to withdraw it after such a short release?
No matter what the bullshit excuse might have been, it is no more since a couple of days ago, Fiat release the lap time for its Alfa Romeo Giulia SEDAN. Yes, a sedan and the time is very impressive at 7:39. Granted, it is the hyper version Quadrifoglio and 510 hp but still, the time was released right away, without any excuses and unlike with Z06, it is still out there on the internet, not making a disappearing act as the flagship did.
Really Juechter, get your shit together, grow a couple of testies and publish this time once again, this time, make sure it stays there. It is what it is and it will not get better with time. With the winter coming, there is no worries about hurting the sales, they are already coming to a screetching halt.
ZR1 FTW
ReplyDeletecause Tadge is a bs artist and poser! fire his ass and bring back dave hill
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