J.D. Power renders 2015 Chevrolet Corvette C7 Stingray and Z06 real pieces of shit-another blow to clueless buyer

Instead of a great undersized penis compensator, the newest generation continues to become the biggest Corvette owner penis shrinker ever.  Certainly, not the outcome neither +General Motors or the idiot in charge of Corvette program, +Tadge Juechter envisioned and certainly nothing the clueless and outright naive and dumb buyers anticipated.

Here is another of these penis shrinkers, the latest J.D. Power evaluation used to find the best medsize luxury sporty car. 

Now, J.D. Power is not exactly the fountain of performance knowledge or performance evaluation.  Instead, J.D. Power is concerned with buyers satisfaction and anticipated perception of the cars being evaluated.  Even though this is more along the lines of Consumer Reports, it is nevertheless quite significant because it readily translates into convenient marketing tool, used by automakers to promote their products.

For this year, Corvette C7 made the list, not because of its greatness but because of its sales figures.  The latest Corvette generation was placed in the luxury midsize sporty (high performance) vehicles and was lumped together with Porsche 911, Mercedes SL class and Jaguar F type.  Seems like the most suitable group for Corvette since Juechter's suggestion as a supercar is not significant commercially, not generating enough sales.

So how did this latest generation, with "world class interior", higher quality fit and finish and amazing new technologies (claims made by Juechter and GM advertising department, not this blog) fare while being compared with the other cars?

Certainly, if any credibility would be given to mouthpiece Juechter and others, this should be a clean sweep for C7, right?  Nothing could be further from the truth unfortunately and as a matter of fact, J.D. Power found the newest generation of Corvette a true pile of shit, awarding it the shockingly low ratings, roughly ONE HALF of the winner, Porsche 911.