Brand new 2017 Corvette C7 Z06 cars keep drivers busy (tow truck drivers, that is...)

With much anticipation and truly stupid delay, 2017 +General Motors Z06 "certified supercars" begin to leave dealers lots and make their new owners very happy, until they take a shit on the way from the dealers and end up on the back of a tow truck to complete the journey home.

Here is one, apparently with 65 miles on the odometer and looking mighty comfy on the flatbed.  Certainly, one way to assure no overheating issues or other problems can be discovered until much later.  Is this the secret +Tadge Juechter failed to divulge to the Corvette enthusiasts, regarding 2017 improvements to one of the most embarrassing failures in the history of Corvette?  Must be...

Happy trails!!!