Unexpected holiday season benefit for owners of Corvette C7 Z06

There is an old saying that every cloud has a silver lining and this saying seems to fit the so called "certified supercar" concoction named Corvette C7 Z06 to a tee.  So what is that unexpected bonus from owning the +General Motors finest and +Tadge Juechter proudest?  Could it bragging rights about Nurburgring mind boggling lap time or any domestic track record?  Perhaps an astonishing top speed figure or at least ability to complete a full lap on a track in less than arctic weather?  Nah...

That perk of owning the GM top dog is not related to its performance or more precisely, lack of such.  The benefit lies in the fact that any of these fine self proclaimed supercars can light up all the warning lights at will and when it does, there is no need for any Christmas tree lighting, the lit up instrument cluster can easily replace even the brightest set of Christmas lights.

Of course, this uncanny ability to get all lit up comes very handy for the owners right around Christmas time, assuming they are of non muslim or liberal snowflake variety since these motherfuckers find Christmas time offensive for some twisted reason (as verified by the muslim in charge currently).

Nevertheless, for those who are still brave enough to stick to the Christmas tradition, such lighting ceremony is absolutely perfect for Christmas.  Considering that any GM dealership will be scrambling to come up with a solution for a while, the lucky owner can put the six figure piece of shit to some constructive use, right?  The real question of course is if GM will finally advertise this awesome benefit in the sales brochures?