If Corvette C7 Stingray was not tacky enough already

This new Corvette managed to do something that no previous generations could do, it completely polarized Corvette crowds due to its appearance.  Now, this is quite an achievement, way different than just generating negative reaction from a small faction of followers.  The rakish and garish design, full of incoherent sharp edges and truly tacky and cheap looking vents and plastic trim pieces looks like it belongs on the set of Transformers or Lego Land instead of a road course.

Now, if anyone was in doubt if gold chains go well with this abomination, they actually have a choice-to BLING IT OUT, matching their decked out Harley.  For the first time, this may be a 2fer, appealing to both gold chain and velour suit wearing AARP masses and rice crowds.  Due to the high price tag, the ricer folks may take a while, waiting for quickly depreciating used Stingrays but nevertheless, there is a possibility here.

In the meantime, this should be a great match to underhood pad murals many of Corvette Stingray owners already ordered.

Apparently, if you cannot blind the competition with actual fit and  finish quality, you can always literally blind them.  Come to think about it, this should be a standard equipment on new Corvette to prevent those frequent complaints regarding shoddy factory paint jobs.