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Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Will General Motors and Tadge Juechter identify defective windshield wipers as the next cause of Corvette C7 Stingray catastrophic engine failures?

This is actually a scenario that just may happen and of course, Car and Driver will be glad to play along with +General Motors as long as advertisement commitments from GM are substantial and long term.

Other reasons that may be used  to explain the continuous catastrophic LT1 failures:

1. Incorrect windshield cleaning fluid.
2. Improper leather cleaner.
3. Incorrect shoes.
4. Excessive amount of wax build up.
5. Color mismatched custom floor mats.
6. More rain at Nurburgring.

This list can go on and on and one explanation is as credible as any other  that will come from +Tadge Juechter or anyone else in GM.  As long as unquestioned loyalty of truly mindless Corvette enthusiasts prevails, any explanation will do just fine.

After all, these are the same idiots who gladly subscribe to any other bullshit that is literally dished out at them in very impressive qualities.

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