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Wednesday, February 10, 2016

2016 Corvette C7 Stingray sets an unlikely record to beat- taking a shit on the account of broken 8l90 8-speed automatic, WITH TWO MILES ON ODOMETER!!!

Among the dubious records +General Motors already holds on the account of problems with Corvette C7 Stingray and C7 Z06, there is a new one and this one will be impossible to beat.

If the 190 miles from purchase to junkyard seemed incredible, the current record had been set by another piece of shit called C7, the record stood so far at SIX miles, with both incidents associated with AFM related engine failures.

However, the new record is there, with +Tadge Juechter creating a 2016 C7 Stingray losing its great 8l90 8-speed automatic with incredible TWO MILES ON ODOMETER!!!

Even though the record itself is mind blowing, the real question here is: how did GM manage to deliver a car to the dealer with LESS THAN TWO MILES on odometer?  Was the car produced by assembly line robots (apparently not belonging to UAW) during the UAW mandated break and then ran through quality control check and levitated to the Bowling Green delivery area, without any humans checking it over?

The fact that the new C7 Corvette took a shit on the account of another defective 8-speed slush box is not the real revelation, TWO MILES ON ODOMETER (including distance the buyer managed to cover after the purchase) is the real revelation.

Are the dealers finally offering test drives on these pieces of shit?  A test drive should be mandatory, not to determine if a buyer likes the car but to make sure the piece of shit can actually make it home, after the purchase.

Will this record be ever broken?  Maybe ZERO delivery miles?  Apparently anything is possible, at least when GM, Juechter, UAW and Corvette C7 are involved - this why the cautious headline calls the new record UNLIKELY instead of IMPOSSIBLE to beat.

4 comments:

  1. wow,Garbage Motors,should be taken out back,and put down.again,only fools buy anything from the Gigantic Mistake.

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  2. Ole Tadge and the GM shareholders (US Government) banked on the fact that these sorry for excuse self proclaimed super cars would not be driven enough to fail however 2 miles is a very low number from production line to dealer to dumbass......I mean proud new owner. i am not sure who is smart enough to make enough money to be able to afford a $100,000 car yet Stupid enough not do any research on the Internet to find road and tracks review or a reporter blowing one up or at best finding fact in this Blog before giving away and I stress GIVING AWAY money on a car with a shit return on investment. I can just picture this Idiot, empty bank account and Garage space or better yet getting the first payment in the mail and having it on the rack at the dealer with a denied claim from GM.

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    1. Plenty of tools out there learning the hard way.

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  3. This is total BS.I remember years ago reading about bimmer or porsche where all cars were test driven for 25 miles.

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