At this rate, the buyers and admirers of the newest Corvette flagship will require a surgically implanted magnifying glass in the crotch area to even consider finding their constantly shrinking dick.
If the already recorded performance failures of the gaudy looking porker were not bad enough, there is a new one and certainly one that will be a very effective penis shrinker, Corvette Magazine decided to put the +General Motors claims to a drag strip test and the attempt ended up in even bigger failure than before.
Upon attempting to at least match the factory specifications for the manual transmission Z06, the best the magazine testers could achieve was a truly shameful 11.55@126 mph and this is at 65 degree ambient temperature. Now, this is certainly a far cry from the bullshit +Tadge Juechter spewed just a few weeks ago, regarding 11.2 @126 mph which already was very shameful.
On bright side, the magazine testers had no issue creating the heat soak condition and plenty of it, after barely a few runs!!! Yes, so much for the magic aftermarket tune wand!!!
Great job Juechter, as expected!!! Thanks for not failing to deliver another failure!!! Now, this should do wonders for the unsold Z06 turds clogging up the dealers lots already.
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