Aftermarket continues to supply owners of Corvette C7 Z06 with the most idiotic and ridiculous cooling UPGRAYEDDS

The fact that +General Motors newest Corvette is a total FUBAR continues to escape not just the gullible buyers of this "certified" piece of shit but seemingly, the aftermarket catering to these numbnuts as well.  The fact that +Tadge Juechter and his crew refuse to acknowledge this situation is understandable but really, what can possibly motivate the aftermarket to peddle their "innovations" to the naive crowd of owners?

Clearly, there is no way that all of the sudden, the entire aftermarket became victims of oxygen deprivation, sending them into a state of the proverbial vegetable beings.  Hopefully, it is the drive to generate profits that drives the aftermarket and not outright stupidity, right?

As this blog pointed many times, the supercharged turd strangely called C7 Z06 is a lost cause, the engineering flaws render it a terminal patient, way beyond any possible upgrades and fixes.

Now, this blog already mentioned a very peculiar and quite entertaining cooling UPGRAYEDD from a certain aftermarket performance supplier, it was stupid then and it is stupid now but since apparently the final product is ready for purchase, the time has come to appreciate not just the self defeating engineering approach but its aesthetic aspect as well...

For the sake of not getting the aforementioned supplier getting his Corvette branded Nomex panties in the bunch and whining about receiving a well deserved credit here, the name of the aforementioned genius shall be hidden (wink wink), at least this time around.

Now, looking at these ghetto rigged chicken wire contraptions, why not just offer the entire front end made out of chicken wire?  Maybe then, the overheating issues and lack of air circulation can be finally solved?

To the credit of this funny attempt, even if the cooling effort may be a failure, the attempt to emulate the Camaro look on Corvette seems to be quite successful, a great compliment to the tail lights, haha. Anyone dumb enough to hack out these pointless holes in the bumper may finally succeed fooling the unsuspecting public they are seeing Camaro not just from the rear view but from the front view as well.

Of course, there should be a vendor or two out there who can offer either hydrodipped version or genuine carbon fiber chicken wire?  For the sake of journalistic integrity, this blog shall resist the urge to mention actual vendors here, not to appear as biased toward LG Motorsports or Apsis since there are so many other vendors of Corvette amusement out there who are just as greedy and clueless, yet, so entertaining.