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Tuesday, August 16, 2016

Will General Motors continue its tradition of crashing at Nurburgring with 2017 Chevrolet Corvette C7 Grand Sport?

+General Motors  and +Tadge Juechter have another thing in common with the pantsuit borg named Hillary Clinton, a very sensitive sore spot.  In case of the pantsuit cunt, it is her bathroom server disaster while with GM and Juechter, it is the place called Nurburgring track.

To say Nurburgring validation of GM cars became a continuous disaster and failure would be overly polite and diplomatic.  The honest way would be to say that any recent attempt to complete the Nurburgring run ends up in a quintessential cluster fuck.

The last example of this peculiar situation took place back in May of this year and involved the upcoming Chevrolet Camaro Z28 prototype, crashing in almost identical way as did the end to all Corvettes "certified supercar" Corvette C7 Z06.



So now, with the release of the 2017 Corvette Grand Sport, will GM be stupid enough to attempt another Nurburgring run?  The answer is rather obvious: NOT A FUCKING CHANCE!!!

Why not?  To put it simply: even if the latest C7 derivative was able to complete the task, the result would be beyond embarrassing.  The new Grand Sport is not just obscenely heavy, it is also underpowered and fully anti aerodynamic, just like its more expensive cousin, the certified piece of shit Corvette C7 Z06.  Clearly, if GM does not make another pathetic Nurburgring attempt due to the continuous string of crashes, it would certainly realize the non existent performance potential of the Z06 look alike.

The reality is that IF Juechter and company were stupid enough, such (failed) would already take place but since the car is already available for sale, there is no way in hell GM would be jeopardizing the potential sales figures by another Nurburgring attempt.

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