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Tuesday, May 12, 2015

2015 Corvette C7 Z06 sets a new record- DESTROYED LT4 POS AT WHOPPING 6 MILES!!!

With all the bullshit and marketing hype literally pouring out of +Tadge Juechter 's mouth (or is it an auxiliary anal opening?) and +General Motors marketing Einsteins, certainly, the kool aid drinking Corvette enthusiasts would be expecting a different kind of a record: a blistering Nurburgring lap, impressive hero lap at Juechter's track of non Nurburgring choice, maybe a drag strip run or maybe something else?



No such luck for GM and Juechter unfortunately... If the blown LT4 piece of shit leaving the owner stranded at 500 miles was not bad enough, there is a better one, a record for sure: the newest GM Corvette "flagship" blowing up its motor and spitting out the technologically superior shrapnel at mind boggling SIX MILES!!!



Clearly, easy to see why at least for GM and Juechter, the Nurburgring track will remain perpetually submerged in the terrential rains but... a thought for the buyers here: why not have that bargain towed to the next Cars and Coffee competition instead of chancing it by actually driving it?  Better yet, why not tow it to the paint correction and clear guard application competitions as well?



Certainly, if there is one thing that this new piece of corporate shit does not fail to deliver it has to be the entertainment factor, at least for those who were not dumb enough to plunk down the money, trusting the engineering talents of Tadge Juechter and his crew?



Thank you Tadge for delivering the most impressive record yet, did one of those "defective" oil filters manage to find its way to this car?  Seing the chunks, this must be the case, right?  LOL!!!

Somehow, the matter of performance upgrades and record laps and runs took a back seat to the ability to make this car stay alive?  And this is a two seater, that back seat must be in that hatch that nobody can close?  Hmmm...

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